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Candles Demotivational Poster

Halloween -

TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm

Too funny!~5L


TAGS: now blow out the candles
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:28 am
in a pool of your own vomit perhaps?
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 8:19 pm
In January.
AdmiralAckbar - December 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
I'm thinking cake and a h***er.
IllicoPresto - December 20, 2010, 7:54 pm
Probably by studying the Torah.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
Lemme get this straight... the baby Jesus wants me to spend my Xmas teaching Ethiopian kids how to go fly fishing? =)
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
If he wouldn't spend all his money for booze, he'd have enough to eat!! - ok guys, see you in hell.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 11:37 am
A lot of christianity is adopted from paganism Ironically. The bunny and the egg are used a symbols for easter, and they are pagan symbols of fertility.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:06 am
Are you saying we should eat flies?,Cuz I wasn't planning on spending Xmas at Timmys Mom's crotch. (and yes Donk....The Christians adopted The Birthday of the pagan God Mithras as the birthday of Jesus) I read that in a book,you guys remember books right?
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 12:40 am
:( I eat ham and beefstew on christmas...and jesus' real bday is in june...either way based on modern context 5L


TAGS: old age memories candles fire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 11:52 am
I found the matches...but couldn't remember what I needed them for.
Cubbybear - February 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
You mean you can't see the matches...LOL! It took me 10 minutes to thread a needle yesterday

Now I know -

having it all -

TAGS: into the wild chris mccandless
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - August 31, 2013, 10:41 pm
I guess it's a mystery to me too. Small cottage on a tropical beach, running water, electricity, warm ocean, hammock under a tree, good friends, family, fresh food, some financial security... to me that's having it all. Maybe I'm setting the bar too low..